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How I got out of doing the dishes
My mom:
Do the dishes
Me:
*places sock on counter*
My mom:
What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
Me:
MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
My mom:
wait what?
Me:
DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
Me:
*runs to room*
bowlingforsoup
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am i the only one who sees this
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